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Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML

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s0m3guy2010 21

If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.

choshaki 8

FYI u have a funny roommate though

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DontForgetMe4 0

more like FHL, she's probably had a crush on you for years.

JamesOnToast 5

You could just be honest with her. Or maybe give her a chance :)

albertaboy 7

Haha that'd awesome. I'd ask if she was good in bed but you can't remember lol.

livedandlaughed 10

Your best bet is to be honest with her, hey maybe she will be understanding that you do not remember, but I am sure being honest will hurt her feelings.

jaxxylove 2

Hook up with her if shes hot. If shes not, explain the mistake. Simple.(:

Aishopa 6

U tell her the truth = ull never see her again ^^

bitchin94 2

If she's cute go for it.

vbmg152 19

WTF??? What is wrong with people these days?? This is what happens when you hoe around!! Maybe you shouldn't be sleeping with strangers!!! One day, you'll catch something you can't cure or end up with a baby with a stranger!! YDI!!! YDI!!! YDI!!! I guess you know, I think you deserve it!! Keep your pants on and zipped from now on and you won't have these problems!! I hope she's Clingy and drives you crazy!!!

KiddNYC1O 22

What's Facebook?

xXxAPersonxXx 6

What rock have you been living under ?

Cmdr_Shepard 17

I love how we all assumed the OP is a guy until we see the OP's gender and then we go WAT DA FUKKKKKK :D Regardless of gender, my advice is the same: Tell your one-night-stand the truth about your friends and that you're not interested in her. It'll devastate her feelings but otherwise you would be lying to her and that's even worse. PS: FYL for having dumbass roommates. That was a huge douche move on their part to mess around on your FB like that.