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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
And you may ask yourself…
Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.
choshaki 8
FYI u have a funny roommate though
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every1luvsboners 11
Date her for a week or two and see what you can get out of the deal.
My_Nightmare 19
That could work. The only problem is OP is a female. I thiiiiink her new "girlfriend" might notice the difference ha ha
My_Nightmare 19
Aww, Boners, you changed your comment. Now I look like a dumbass :-/
flockz 20
its ok you're a giraffe. that makes you awesome.
rawrkittyrawr 6
Flockz I loled at your picture
My_Nightmare 19
Well, giraffes are pretty awesome. But I don't think I would be any match for you, being that you're a bear
mrbuddy 0
But a retarded bear
Cmdr_Shepard 17
It's tempting but unless OP wants to give the girl a chance, dating her even once is a bad idea. It would give the girl ideas and if the OP breaks it off, she'll turn into a total creeper.
megan_lovee 0
#14 lmaoo I love yur name thingy!!!!!(;
zanguard 0
Hey, am I late for the animal gathering?
My_Nightmare 19
Right on time, Zanguard
My_Nightmare 19
Your roommates are awesome!
fo_86 0
That's awful you're sleeping with people you don't even know. Bet you don't even know if she had aids or some STD...or even got her pregnant. Dumb.
kaykay20 0
Last I checked a girl can't get another girl pregnant.
Ghostsofascalon 4
^Win
flockz 20
whaaaaaa? then how are babies made?
Savra_fml 17
Can't catch aids either. HIV yes, as well as other std's, but aids no.
rattusrattus 19
Turkey basters and voodoo. I'll tell you more when you're older.
DjeePee 25
Oh, come on, are people still allowed to do with their lives what they want or not? If OP wants to have one-night-stands and she finds someone who is willing to go with it, that's her choice. No judging, please. Also boys and girls; condoms and some other sort of contraception, that will do the trick.
rattusrattus 19
@57 Alternatly, lesbian sex. Excellent form of contraception.
ToxicCandyTree 9
"Seed of Chunky" reference, anyone?
skinnybinnybitch 0
you get HIV and then aids...
blakegrady 0
that's so true!
Sweet121 0
I just wanted to say: you're dumb. Thank you for your time. :)
ZooMzy 9
This post was even funnier after I realized OP is also female.
Ins0mau 20
How is lesbian sex funny? :-s
flyestgirleva13 0
I was funnier. But it made it kinda gross.. Only because im a hetero
mintcar 10
This is why I always sign off. If you gave them your account information then, well....I don't know what to tell you other than good luck.
SPAIDZ 0
Not sure I really see the problem. Her name is right there on Facebook. It was a one night stand, what else is there to remember?
Daralea 21
I don't know why one would have someone they had a one night stand in on facebook unless they wanted to keep in contact in the first place.
mickypequi 13
And if they do... Wouldn't they know their name to add them?
crackz12 10
44, 79. You have successfully convinced me op deserves what ever happens
Savra_fml 17
Name prob solved, but does not mean OP knows her. Her roomies could have searched for her and just sent the invite.
Greeneyes41 1
How would they know what the girl's name was though? OP didn't know so she couldn't have told them.
False_Stupidity 42
Depends how long ago the encounter was, OP could have told her roomier the other girls name at one point and then forgot all about her, except they decided to do a bit of searching and run with it.
Demonessa 0
That happened to me before. on your first da
Demonessa 0
te, just talk about lobotomies. sorry i hit send to early.
pitchblease 2
Premature ecommentator
False_Stupidity 42
This is what edit is for...
j_cat187 20
How don't you remember? I'm guessing you were drunk?
windfuelsfire 10
Time for you to rediscover her
Wheredidgrungego 12
Plot twist! Your one night stand was actually your younger brother! You are now 2x as wrong.