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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
And you may ask yourself…
Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.
choshaki 8
FYI u have a funny roommate though
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SilentTreatment 7
Well hell, double up and go for a 2 night stand. Can't go wrong for another night of some action Jackson.
btstig 11
That's ******* awesome. Y'all should go hit up a Wendy's and then go bump Donuts.
some_girl9 8
You should send her message and explain to her what happened. Then we can look forward to seeing something like this: "Today I got a relationship request from the guy I hooked up with and secretly in love with. I was so thrilled, I accepted and sent him a long message. He responded by saying his roommates did it as a joke and he doesn't even remember me. FML." :-P
xXxAPersonxXx 6
OP is a girl.
Pool8oi 0
Hahaha!!! nice :)
darkmis1 18
And that's what happens with drunk sex. You're lucky she's not knocked up
whisperingeye13 0
Typically, girls don't get other girls pregnant. However, i've always said if it's Popsicle it's possible.
Bajee 10
How could she be knocked up? OP is a girl
Cmdr_Shepard 17
How is babby formed? How girl get pregnant?
AvikC818 8
Your face makes me want to throw up
loserman67 36
So you got drunk, munched another chick's rug and now have no memory of the evening. That's a shame for both of you. Are you bi-curious or completely to one side or the other? Sounds like you have some soul searching to do. Agree to see her, maybe she's hot! See how the evening progresses, let her go down on you and if there are fireworks - congrats! a relationship is born - if all there are is messy sheets - tell her you were wrong and break it off - then run out, find a well-hung guy and get your memory scrambled. Either way, you win!
Ins0mau 20
Judging by ops post, she was NOT interested in a relationship with her.
Bajee 10
Ur life is about to suck
RebekahBrooke 9
....about to...?
perdix 31
Mulva??? Go out with her and she'll realize what a slutty, insensitive douchebag you are and she'll come to her senses...or hunt you down and kill you. If all else fails, tell her you've been traded to Team Breeder and can't play in her venue anymore. Dolores!!!!
tanekdrachonae 19
Kinda funny how many people are posting comments dealing with the OP like it's a man. The op is a woman according to her. That makes this fml even more epic.
perdix 31
Actually, this makes the FML smokin' hot!!! The thought of a guy banging a girl and forgetting her is old. Two hot young chicks going at it in a drunken stupor gives most guys raging boners. Or is it just me?
KYLAisaBITCH 4
You could block the psycho and delete the relationship. Problem Solved!
Greeneyes41 1
Please enlighten us on how the girl is psycho.