Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I finally decided I was sick of watching porn all the damn time and deleted the messaging apps I use for it. Now I've realized how attached I'd gotten to the freaks on there. I'm painfully sad and lonely now and I can't recover the accounts. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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Top comments
Headlock912 2
How is this a problem…?
RichardPencil 32
Oh, you're human? News flash: People have been getting off for millennia before **** was easily available.
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Comments (5)
Headlock912 2
How is this a problem…?
cuz803 46
So....what's the issue? **** is mentally unhealthy for the brain and you did a good job blocking it. Why are you complaining?
RichardPencil 32
Oh, you're human? News flash: People have been getting off for millennia before **** was easily available.
Bogrbon 27
Probably not an issue unless you’re either 1. Injuring yourself due to frequency or causing issues in life due to inappropriate times and locations or 2. Dealing with religious indoctrination that it is a problem, when it isn’t in which case you probably need to revisit your religious beliefs instead as they’re the root cause of the problem.
idragosani 17
And the problem is...?