Dogs, Smoking and Health: About time

About time

By whatthehell - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that secondhand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

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You deserved it 3 778

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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By Wheeze - 15/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I've learned that you can get chronic obstructive pulmonary disease from second-hand smoke, even if you don't smoke. I don't have it yet, but my parents are heavy smokers. They insist that the health risks are "exaggerated". Why don't you go tell that to my grandma, who actually DOES have COPD and was a heavy smoker until recently? FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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By Emily Ann - 08/06/2021 13:59

Today, I overheard my mom, who quit smoking years ago, saying that I am the only person who stresses her out badly enough to want to smoke a cigarette. I have never once tried to stress her out, and in fact I do everything I can to make her life easier. She works in retail. FML

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Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

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By Thepunchline - 11/08/2010 09:19 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

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Dumbass idea

By Caeru - 21/06/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

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Smoking kills

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 19:59 - United States - Steele

Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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ULPT

By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

its crazy how much more people care about animals than people these days... a lot like in the movies, you can watch hundreds of people die and be upset, but as soon as a dog dies you begin to feel bad (example is i am legend, the human race was being destroyed and nobody cared until dog died)

LionDemon 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:13

Ouch. That sucks. My mom quit a year ago - but not for the dog. Good luck to her!

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crayons_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:17

well at least she's quitting!

kkkristennnn 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:40

good for her, stop complaining. ****.

crose85 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:41

YDI for only wanting your mom to quit for your own health. Apparently, she cares only about her dog, and you care only about yourself.

Ownord_fml 10

Saturday 25 April 2009 11:43

#52 People smoke because they want to. Second hand smoke is most likely forced upon the kids/pets/whatever. People are free to ruin their health if they want, but personally I don't want to be suffering from THEIR smoking :D #34 XD

flogmc 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 11:50

What is wrong with American? You guys take the pets too seriously. They ARE just ANIMALs. Period. I hate all the people that take care of their pets like their babies! Just disgusting! That shows how boring your life are and how little love you have for other human beings. Cos if you're busy loving people. You won't have that much time for the pets. There are just too many people desperate for love.

LordP123 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:07

Good for your mom...that's pretty funny though

Dhamy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 13:10

Your mother is retarded,sorry. But,she's quitting for the dogs sake? ... ... -sigh-

Rubiks_Dude 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 14:32

Im glad my mom quit. When I was about 9 or 10, my mom was smoking in the car and we hit a bump or something, It caused hot ash to fly from the cig into my eye. Ive had a bit of trouble seeing out of it since