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A different kind of wind

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Yay! Im not the only one!

katiebearr10 0

I farted after I read this xD

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-25 you damn hipsters!

That is pure talent. Get a flute next time and see what music that man can produce!

doesn't every man try this a one point in his life. I know I did.

For his next trick, shove a clarinet up his ass and see if he can play Dixie.

@77, ShannonReneee: Please forgive my unintentional apparent plagiarism of your post. FML for posting before reading. In addition, I like your mind! :)

U should bottle him try and save on ur gas bills

He is the chosen one

he must have used the force.

oklahomaguy 0

You should have showed him up by blowing a snatch fart at it. Have it ringing like the vatican on easter sunday.

If there is brown smoke what does that mean?