Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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A different kind of wind
Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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Madiluvsyuh98 2
Yay! Im not the only one!
katiebearr10 0
I farted after I read this xD
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Laurenlou 24
OP, only a true couple can laugh about these things together. :) Enjoy his silliness and be glad you aren't constantly fighting!!
Gonapus1234 0
He's am inspiration to us all.
Shans021 4
thats hillarious! ...and yes this comment is coming from a girl so get some humor :P
perdix 31
You might not want to put your mouth on that souvenir didgeridoo you got from Australia. I'm sure your husband played it anally.
leadman1989 16
So that would make it a disgeriDON'T Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!1111111one I'm sad now. :(
krysxkatastrophe 14
Well. It IS a wind-chime.
CarleeBugg123 5
better out than in!
MAXCAT1220 0
Now it's your turn to queef on it and see if it rings :)
RainbowzSkittlez 6
He must have a powerful fart O:
coltsrock37 15
You should have piped up or chimed in pre-fart. Pun aside, his farts are telepathically communicating with the wind chimes
eatpussy 0
You have an.....interesting.... Husband. I wouldnt put your mouth on it though
FYLimhoYDI 0
Love the pigtails!
eatpussy 0
..i live in the same area u do