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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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A different kind of wind
Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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Madiluvsyuh98 2
Yay! Im not the only one!
katiebearr10 0
I farted after I read this xD
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ItsTheKing 10
I farted on wind-chimes before it went mainstream......
SimpleMinds_fml 7
The real question is did he do it bare back or with pants on...
hamncheeseinit 6
So did he have his pants on or off?
CapnRach 2
Now I'm thinking of trying it.
FarSide 23
NO! NO! NO! This activity is RESERVED for males! Females (at least real ladies) do NOT fart! However, if you would like to attempt queefing through a harp, I think that would be awesome!
BadKitty13 28
Everyone farts YES even ladies at some time or another. You just don't hear a lady because they go somewhere where no one can hear it. Besides it's just not healty not to fart.
leadman1989 16
"Queefing banded due to road warrior queef"
skyttlz 32
I'm a female and I fart all the time and I want to try this.
jorrrk 0
That's some sweet skills lol
amit93 4
Lol ur husband is hilarious. Hes a keeper
lmfaoloool 0
He's a keeper
Ishinebrightly 8
You should be proud
shooterbuddy 8
Ha ha haaaaaa
juliMich 0
Great way of killing time !!
cherry72 13
Oh gawd please don't let my husband read this FML he will be trying to do this himself. Lol