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A different kind of wind

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Yay! Im not the only one!

katiebearr10 0

I farted after I read this xD

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EPIC! Now he should try a wind turbine.

TheRoulette16 0

LMAO I hope to have a husband like that.!!!

I farted when I read this so did my mom :o

Wow WTF he must have REALLY been bored

The "it did" made me laugh.

I'm also gonna throw on the pile here with the bassoon. Or base clarinet. Both would be great.

Haha like a BOSS.

that's awesome!