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A different kind of wind

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Yay! Im not the only one!

katiebearr10 0

I farted after I read this xD

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Have fun w/ it...Stick a toy trumpet up his jacksie & see if he can toot out a tune...

At least it worked!!!!

drawmesunshine 17

Your necklace, maybe? But that still leaves me wondering...

Madam, your husband is a boss. Can he blow out candles too?

WIN

Now I've got to test this out on my own wind chime!... Awesome FML

fart powered windchimes

epic win, just dont stand behind him wen hes about to let one rip

Maybe its your cooking?

What does he do when he really all alone