911 is a joke

By Lauren Smith - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Good. Now your son has you on a leash.

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jojobeanz 0

u should of took him to Mickey ds lazy

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lexa1love 16

What if she doesn't believe in feeding her children with that type of food?

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NadoLuardric 0

Smack him/her/it in the face with a fork so he has something to call the cops for

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Juju123187 2

I agree with spanking, for those kids that don't respond to other method and in situations where what they did was really naughty, like after calling the cops. Not a beating but a swift spank. I also think he could and should have waited for food. Most can understand at 5/6yrs that dinner time is

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cgs_fml 0

id give him something to call the cops for little shit

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LisaBanana 0

That's what you get for having a child, of course you're supposed to feed him! selfish motha fuckaa!

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spykerspyder 0

If I had tried to pull something like this, I wouldn't be able to sit for a couple days.

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