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Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45512) - you deserved it (5919)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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This is really an FtDL (Fuck the Dogs Life)

#5 - On 04/30/2014 at 12:12pm by RedPillSucks

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What I want to know is why the hell the "hot oven door" was able to be licked.. If he just walked over while you were still using it, then I feel more sorry for the dog that you left the hot oven open.. =/

#6 - On 04/30/2014 at 12:12pm by SundayNightSix

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