Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML

by In urgent need of a new roommate / 03/26/2014 at 7:44pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals

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  • Tell him okay but when you move out you expect half the bird.

    #1 - On 03/27/2014 at 3:36am by acerredrum

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  • Hopefully you toucan settle this situation without it getting anymore hawkward than it already is.

    #10 - On 03/27/2014 at 3:42am by DrownedMyFish

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