By JulietMarie - 18/12/2018 03:00 Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 2253 You deserved it 164 16 1 47 163 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/12/2018 03:00 Today I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML I agree, your life sucks 2470 You deserved it 173 33 5 188 33 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nonbikerbiker - 8/12/2018 22:00 Today, while enjoying a nice drive on my motorcycle, I got into an accident. I was lucky to have minor injuries, but my bike was totaled. When I got home, I found the driver of the car that hit me sitting in my living room. My partner introduced us by saying, “and this is my gay lover, grandpa.” FML I agree, your life sucks 3034 You deserved it 220 30 10 94 201 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Louis - 12/4/2017 21:30 - France - Paris The FML Showdown! If you're on vacation, you'll be wondering if your diving skills are up to scratch. Check out the competition in this video. 11 4 8 46 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By princessrose - 16/11/2016 11:05 Today, I asked the guy I share a desk with at work out because he has texted me a few times and seemed pretty into me. He said he doesn't date coworkers, even though the last 5 people he's dated have been coworkers. FML I agree, your life sucks 11552 You deserved it 1184 9 2 8 52 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LittleRed79 - 3/11/2016 04:49 - Canada Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML I agree, your life sucks 11753 You deserved it 1001 8 2 15 39 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen - 27/10/2016 03:19 - United States - Amarillo Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML I agree, your life sucks 12494 You deserved it 2608 3 2 3 49 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LoveStinks - 18/8/2016 10:56 Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML I agree, your life sucks 16078 You deserved it 2409 13 3 67 48 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BadLuckBetty - 9/8/2016 11:33 - United States - Millville Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML I agree, your life sucks 15852 You deserved it 1522 9 0 13 29 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TooGulible - 12/7/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 11155 You deserved it 3672 4 1 6 45 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Failsafe - 9/5/2016 14:35 - United States - Newark Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML I agree, your life sucks 15502 You deserved it 1413 2 4 7 47 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By clueless - 19/5/2014 17:15 - United States - Irvine Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML I agree, your life sucks 37541 You deserved it 58873 14 0 15 62 169 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mariana - 8/2/2014 00:18 - Canada - Toronto Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML I agree, your life sucks 48503 You deserved it 10272 12 3 15 44 207 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Doggotmytongue - 12/2/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML I agree, your life sucks 31239 You deserved it 6670 4 5 4 58 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, believe it or not, I am on medication that has upset my brain chemistry and caused me to develop hyper sexuality. Meanwhile my husband is on pretty... I agree, your life sucks 20 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
My fiancé is deployed to another country right now and he’s fine with barely talking. Finally thought we figured everything out, and we were good. Well,... I agree, your life sucks 12 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have anal sex and I was not informed. While we were doing doggystyle, I felt him pulling out and putting it in my ass. I... I agree, your life sucks 672 You deserved it 69 12 Comments
Today, after a 6 month dry spell, my husband was yet again “too tired” to have sex. I guess I finally found something I miss about my ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 1011 You deserved it 164 19 Comments