Today, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll actually invite me along next time. FML
by Loner_Lou / 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
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All you have to do is secretly invite yourself! :D
#2 - On 10/08/2013 at 1:59am by SimplyBird
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Pay two French models to go with you and show up. If they confront you all amazed and shit, simply push them aside and enjoy a Cuban cigar while sipping a bottle of brandy with your dates. Don't forget that gangster accent.
#9 - On 10/08/2013 at 2:04am by PenguinBitch
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