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Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML


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On 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by TimeForACareerChange (man) - United States

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I dream of the day when I'm asked to give a stool sample and I can present them with the chair leg I carved off especially for this moment.

#3 - On 07/18/2012 at 3:16am by Baustigt

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At least he waited for u to leave!

#1 - On 07/18/2012 at 3:13am by martinv19

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