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Today, is the third day since I opened my small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put my first dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from my own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they came to visit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (2013)

On 06/09/2012 at 8:24pm - work - by jeremyj (man) - United States

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Maybe you need to rethink your business plan.

#1 - On 06/10/2012 at 3:12am by XtraEzeee

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Things will pick up. Just need a few people to spread the word

#2 - On 06/10/2012 at 3:12am by moonpiglet

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