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Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the back-rest fell apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to "stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML


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On 05/09/2012 at 4:10pm - work - by dan (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Tell your boss that they fucked with your chair

#3 - On 05/09/2012 at 6:46pm by PvtParts417

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Sounds like your new job could be fun. Play along and prank your colleages back.

#8 - On 05/09/2012 at 6:53pm by comeatmebroo6254

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