rojin12
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool moves dude
Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML
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Captain0bv10us 0
movie things never happen in real life
zniltiaC 19
Hips don't lie.
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Captain0bv10us 0
movie things never happen in real life
0pt1mus 6
Well. You ****** up.
changesinme 0
time to lose some weight fatty!
nateylovesporn 1
GHETTO!!!!! BOOTY!!!:D
Bowser6622 5
Thank you Captain Obvious.
silver0jay 11
That's why they call it, "in the movies."
silver0jay 11
Duh
silver0jay 11
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holygodthatshars 0
I always close things with my hip...
humorizer 14
Slow night at FML? Lolz.
zbajis 7
I once saved the world in 24 hours, discovered transforming robots, had super powers, and saved a bunch of blue alien looking people. Then I woke up.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Hey, walking and talking to others is in the movise! I can do that too!
seanders 10
1: You're a man *****: Your argument is invalid.
KiddNYC1O 22
Why did #20 get thumbed down? He just was thanking #1... whose name happens to be Captain Obvious... That said... I see what you did there, #20.
Blueglasscup 18
Hmpf people who thumbed 20 down obviously failed to notice it was 1's name...
KiddNYC1O 22
Obviously... Lol.
FMLoverAgain 7
Ydi for having a fat ass
FarSide 23
I'll never get on an elevator with an ass like yours.
aikokohitori 0
I don't think that desk is very stable...
False_Stupidity 42
Or the OP has big hips. 0_o
DizzyDemon0 9
Big butt..so what! Feel proud!
CryMoreFMLs 15
I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other FMLers can't deny!
heyitskenziee 3
Sounds like it's just a pretty cheap desk..
evaki1 12
Don't try this at home
ShadyEmCee 5
I tried it without thinking... The drawer fell off :(
loveexgirl 15
How hard did you hit it then? Must've hurt your hip..
1958x 6
Uhm, don't hit it so hard next time? That or your desk really isn't built very sturdy.
funkyspacemonkey 0
Think some one might be a fat ass
funkyspacemonkey 0
Game WWF - FunkySpaceMonkey-
NuTrees 9
Think someone may have a boney ass. A fat ass would absorb some of the energy being passed to the table.
NitroTonicsFML 4
You fell for it.
EvanAGD 7
Try walking away from an explosion. I've seen that work in a movie. haha
dCrazyLord 9
wow some people can be really rude, I hope that you feel better about yourself after putting someone else down.
loveexgirl 15
Am I the only one missing how that was rude..?
dd809 9
No some people just aren't that smart
flagg1888 3
It was a joke. Even Stevie Wonder saw that!!
LuHGiiiT 11
Cool guys don't look at explosions :D
farhil 14
Hey, crazy lord, you're ugly *jizzes pants* Ahhh, yes, it does make me feel better
nephilim241 19
Everything? Either your ass is massive or you took a run up :-/
Cinn_fml 23
...Just pick everything up again and next time don't hit the desk so hard. I'm not sure I see a problem here.
slushpup9696 12
Cinn's back, everybody!
zniltiaC 19
Hips don't lie.
crinx034 0
And I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel it's right The attracting, the tension The way I move it is perfection- *knocks everything off desk* Not again!!
mrlopez 13
*adds on Shuckira's shrieking sound for maximum effect*