Embarrassing, Awkward, Clumsy and Work: Cool moves dude

Cool moves dude

By rojin12 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

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Captain0bv10us 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:44

movie things never happen in real life

zniltiaC 19

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:52

Hips don't lie.

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InfernoVivo 12

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:09

What movies?

madibrielle212 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 2:42

Haha I would have just laughed and picked it up! But definitely FYL.

bombshhell5193 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 2:53

haha.. your desk sucks then.. my dresser does it..

meyerscj18 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:27

nice

CreamyGoodness_1 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:40

Haha that's funny I would have loved to see that xp

ikry33 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:55

THIS AIN'T NO MOVIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:02

"like they do in the movies"? I can't remember that ever happening in a movie, but I do it all the time.

theblackzach 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:05

Sucks to have a big butt

simsfan 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:22

I can do that in my sleep. Failure.

dmdandridge 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:36

I guess your hips don't lie :)

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