Embarrassing, Awkward, Clumsy and Work: Cool moves dude - FML

Cool moves dude

By rojin12 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

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Captain0bv10us 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:44

movie things never happen in real life

zniltiaC 19

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:52

Hips don't lie.

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Zillie 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:51

Like they do in the movies? Lmao. Yeah cuz nobody's ever tried that shit in real life before.

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:19

What kind of boring movies are you watching, anyway?

theles12 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:59

That's not an FML that's a FAIL!!!

mbrooks5110 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:04

Lol Sounds like you body checked your desk. hope nothing got broken!

theles12 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:05

That's not an FML that's a FAIL!!!!

xxedenbxx 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:34

Epic. Fail.

cherry72 13

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:57

This is not an FML. Can't believe it made past the mods SMH.

writergirl23 19

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:20

What about that thousand dollar laptop? Oh wait, that's right, it was just paper.

godofcyanide 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:47

I used to drive a minivan. One day, after a shopping trip, I grabbed my bags from the side door. With my hands full (and the door not fully open), I used my foot to push the door closed. The door slid and fell straight off the track. I deserved it then. YDI now.

samikitty961 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:48

anything that's "like they do in the movies" probably is not going to work very well in reality.

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