Embarrassing, Awkward, Clumsy and Work: Cool moves dude

Cool moves dude

By rojin12 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

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Captain0bv10us 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:44

movie things never happen in real life

zniltiaC 19

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:52

Hips don't lie.

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GravyGuy 11

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:27

All your stuff fell off your desk OP! How can you go on in life?!

pertained 12

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:35

lol, this doesn't apply to fat people

Tristan_aust 11

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:35

Pretty sure that's not how they do it in the movies.

onthetoilet 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:36

Good job, Hollywood !

mofran 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:38

automatic YDI when someone says "like in the movies" in an FML. you ******* fail at life.

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:39

Concur.

melonsisback 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:10

Being Cool: you're doing it wrong.

joanikens 18

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:12

don't wham your whole body next time and I'm sure you'll be able to do it next time.

Clozzie 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:12

Works for me!

BadAsCactus 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:14

Your desk suck no offense

s24sammy 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:22

what are you? 400 pounds? if you dont hit it too hard it shouldve closed fine

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