Embarrassing, Awkward, Clumsy and Work: Cool moves dude - FML

Cool moves dude

By rojin12 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

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Top comments

Captain0bv10us 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:44

movie things never happen in real life

zniltiaC 19

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:52

Hips don't lie.

Comments

Legendslayer222 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:27

Were you watching one of those action movies where someone will knock a desk over to use as cover in a gunfight?

Sheh_fml 25

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:35

... How could you fail? I close drawers like that whenever I have my hands full, and it always works.

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:47

In the movies, no one ever gets change back from a purchase and takes the time to put it in their wallet. Anyways, the actresses who close drawers with their hips are anorexic waifs, not hulking behemoths like you.

betabyte 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:59

The handle is proven to work. Use it next time

sciencekidster1 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:46

Good try! *Turns off iPod with hip*

fmlikecrazy 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:00

Like they do in the movies? Super man jumped off a building in a movie- are you going to try that too?

whcwtexan 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:04

You are not winning. Go take lessons from Charlie.

fml98kevin 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:17

fail. thats all i have to say

jamieexo 2

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:26

Lol movie tings.....

pooptato 2

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:29

So because all of your stuff fell off your life is ******? Go pick it up. *LOL I HIT MY DESK WITH MY HIP AND EVERYTHING FELL SO I NEED TO PUT IT ONLINE BEFORE I ACTUALLY PICK IT UP*

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