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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Where am I?
Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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SookyTurner 4
Lifes a bitch
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.
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SookyTurner 4
Lifes a bitch
KeyboardWarrior 10
Rainbow ninjas in your house OP. I suggest you hide.
barrk12 8
Are you Marshawn Lynch?
annienicole_11 0
And then you die.
gojira666 7
Taste the rainbow biatch
bluekid7 5
Let me guess OP, you were the first one asleep.....
ImFrackinBored 13
Nope, OPs friends are.
LedZeppelin1109 0
He is defiantly doing so eh? I would have figured the word definitely would have been a bit more suitable for that comment. But hey, whatever floats your illiterate boat.
littlegold 7
43- lol thanks for saying that....
MagicGiraffe 12
Did there happen to be a Tiger in the bathroom and a baby in the closet?
LiyIa_fml 8
At least when OP gets hungry, he or she wont have to look far! :) Have fun getting them off your forhead though.
jblikesanalsecks 0
KEITH MOON LIKES ANAL SEX SO DOES RINGO
Damn_Hippster 11
Glue the rainbow Taste the rainbow
waswashere 0
1- mines a gold digger
ptrick718 1
Look out for Marshawn lynch then
kevint9911 15
Taste the rainbow!!
thanks_asshole 2
29 - second nas reference this week
eyeIoveyou 4
maybe a sour patch gummy did it to you! :( "First they're sour, then they're sweet."
CookieMonstr19 0
At least there skittles!;D
Peach3 1
Ummm...SNACK!! How is this a bad thing?!
nixter5 18
Just make sure that bitch beautiful!
pyromania21 0
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!......and um ur own face
thatssomeBS 9
Beast Mode?
anzie_fml 9
OP should have the Tube Sock help him out :P
DalekScythe 0
I find it odd that I just read an FML where most of the comments were about glue and skittles.
SilverGTP99 8
Did u play connect the dots afterwards?
mattrd_fml 31
its a bad thing because she can't eat because they are super glued to her forehead!
FMLandurstoo 9
Mmmhmmm "glued?"
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.
GingerKid14 3
How would you prefer it, No. 2? Glud? Glude? Glood? Gl?d?
GingerKid14 3
Damn app took away my fancy "u"
123amanda123 14
you can taste the rainbow
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Op can just have someone suck on his forehead until the skittle dissolves. I suggest doing this in public.
FMLandurstoo 9
Yes I am
DrDilllonReese 12
116- I do something quite similar to that, but instead I glue the skittles to my dick.
EvilPotato 15
162 I got to try that sometime, thanks for the idea bro!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
162 - I will suggest doing that in public as well.
Gayrome 4
162-I was gonna say...I would tottalllyy eat them off your dick! But then I realized that's a tottally inaapropiate thing to say on a public thread. So I'll just settle with a good ol' "LOL" xD
ShroomsOnAcid 17
184 - Are you desperate or just high?
DrDilllonReese 12
It's already in the making. It's a commercial with Megan Fox and I. They'll cover it up slightly and play it on Nickelodeon to subliminally message the masses.
CurlyChica808 4
Ouch. Sorry dude:(
xSonic 9
It's ok
jennyc246 8
Skittles dissolve easily in water. I think OP will be alright.
Jovecove 13
Skittles rocks! Yums
Sinamoi 18
Unnecessaries plurals! Yays
SkoomaKi 28
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!
ty1992_farmlife 12
The rainbow is taste'in him
blondebrunette11 4
Atleast they werent on his dick.. Lol jk, Not eve one could fit.
yourlifesfucked 0
98- The ****?!
philipino 24
37- Feel the rainbow!
blondebrunette11 4
Sorry my bro took my phone. Hahah
LaughinStock 16
132 stop lying, I've seen that excuse so many times on here
Pupusaboy08 1
Its a blond...
blondebrunette11 4
143- Yeah okay, dot beleive me.. I dont really give a ****.
Lanceeden 12
Well would you prefer they were dingleberries? No! Enjoy the rainbow!
GingerKid14 3
I love skittles! Heads up! (horrible combination of a bad pun and almost a Family Guy reference) Bring on the angry thumbs.
cannibletaco 6
Only if you insist.
Gayrome 4
Taste the rainbow (;
DKjazz 20
"The Angry Thumbs" was a Bass & Drums project I was a part of.
acpv19 9
Who could have done
acpv19 9
that?
upyourzlolz 11
Crap. Replied to wrong comment. Ignore me. Thumbs me down and stuff.
Justforlolz 14
"Done" what? What? ANSWER ME DAMMITZ, WHO COULD HAVE DONE WHAT!?!?!?
farhil 14
Take a guess...
austinr1028 0
Forehead, taste the rainbow
upyourzlolz 11
The worst part was when OP realized that they were all grape Skittles.
upyourzlolz 11
Yes. The best to torture your victims with. No, wait! Not even Hitler would deserve to be punished with grape Skittles!
deviable 9
Taste the rainbow ************!
deviable 9
Awh, doesn't anyone watch the Nostalgia Critic?
deviable 9
Awh, double post. Edited.
upyourzlolz 11
AVGN is better.
trollfaced 2
Get them back with m&m's
zombicidal 11
skittles > M&Ms established fact
SilverInGray 25
Skittles are gross.
exleonhart 0
Get him back with a pair of Arabian sunglasses
trollfaced 2
84, your face is gross.
SilverInGray 25
Good insult. I like it.
idontknowyou123 0
That was some wicked party last night bro...