HarryHirsch

About Harryhirsch

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Harryhirsch's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

44%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

4%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

12%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

22%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Harryhirsch's favorite FMLs

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 12 June 2015 19:43 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 31 December 2015 03:34 / United States - Blacksburg

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By grandson of a p.o.s. - / Thursday 14 March 2013 22:04 / United States - Somers

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 5 January 2014 05:30 / United States - Saint Louis

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 April 2013 18:32 / Lithuania - Prienai

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HarryHirsch

Beginner

Mobility

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Santa Claus

Inception

One more and it's business time

I like your style

The Mixer

What'ch'all looking at?

Supersize Menu

Socialite

I moderated this!

Profile completed

It's in the can!

Consolation prize

50 favorites

Judgmental

YDI Master

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

I'm a rock star

Tommy Wiseau

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

42

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Gandhi