About Midnighttoker7
Howdy. My name's Ali. I'm pretty laid-back. I'm sarcastic. I'm blunt. I'm intelligent. I'm fucking hilarious. I really love animals and I hope my career path involves them, however, I wanna own a bar one day. I love tattoos and piercings. I love helping people and feeling needed. I can't wait to be a mother. My favorite colors are purple, green, and orange, in that order. I don't have a favorite food but my favorite types are Mexican and Italian. I listen to pretty much anything, but I absolutely love Eminem, Tech N9ne, Lil Wayne, Metallica, Miley Cyrus, Luke Bryan, Gorilla Zoe, The Weeknd, Yelawolf, MGK, and much more. ^As you can see, my favorite genre is rap. And no, I'm not some idiot, thug wanna-be, white girl. I just so happen to enjoy that music. If you've got a problem with what I listen to, pretty sure I wouldn't wanna talk to you anyway. Lol. I'm pretty friendly too so shoot me a message but if you're a creep, don't expect a reply. ;)
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By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 October 2014 18:33 / United States

Zach from Extra Fabulous Comics Illustrated this FML!

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

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