By meens42 - 30/09/2013 08:04 - United States
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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino
Finger lickin'
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville
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Turn off
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By kelbel89 - 01/10/2013 21:46 - United States - Mesquite
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By BasketGhost - 02/10/2013 06:36 - United States - Bronx
BasketGhost tells us more.
Hey! Just to start, my dog is absolutely fine. So, we think she may have stepped on the button to lower the window without us realizing before it was too late. No worries, though we were driving fairly slowly after just pulling out of the school parking lot. For anyone wondering the breed, she is a beagle!
Scary times
By PickedOnByDamien - 02/10/2013 08:12 - United States - Holyoke
By NykP - 02/10/2013 16:56 - United States - Mesa
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Hi, I'm the OP. For one, I certainly do not have an IPhone, I have an old brick that doesn't have data. Secondly, I actually have my account set up so I cannot be over-drafted so all of the charges got declined and I have already shut down the card. Now my card was not actually stolen, they were just using the numbers. I asked the bank how they could have gotten those and they couldn't give me a definitive answer. They said it's as easy as your waitress could have copied the numbers and is using it online or something got hacked. Thirdly, I have no money because I am just a poor college student. I work two jobs but with the cost of school I have nothing left to keep in my account. I do not have a house, I am living in a little room at my grandparents. I do have a cat, but I buy large bags of food and it lasts him like three months. I do not have any children. I was certainly laughing at the stupid person who would try to steal from me.
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By joecool3426 - 03/10/2013 06:23 - United States
Misleading
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne
By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia
Party hard
By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton
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By stupiddog - 15/04/2014 12:08 - United States - San Francisco
Hey guys. This is the full scoop. My father is about 5'9'' and my boyfriend is 6'4''. My dad was going to intimidate him in anyway he could. He started the night off by answering the door and telling my BF that I was out on my real date for the night. Obviously, my dad has a very dry sense of humor. I don't think he was actually going to send what he collected to a lab, but he didn't crack a smile the whole time it was going on. I tried to stop him, multiple times, at which point my dad said that my boyfriend was lucky he couldn't find any latex gloves that day because it meant he was going to have to skip the prostate exam. My mother was there and thought it was hilarious. My boyfriend is wonderful and rolled with the punches. He took it very well and we are still together. :) Many of you asked if my dad works in law enforcement. Nope, he's just a Texan (which I feel I should point out my boyfriend is not). My father is incredibly proud of himself, I think even more so now that so many of the comments were in his favor. I was, and still am, absolutely mortified.