By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada
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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved
By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States
Great timing
By panickygrl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 21:05 - United Kingdom
By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada
By ashleigh_anarchy - 21/02/2012 01:05 - Australia
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By AndelleRae - 22/02/2012 12:02 - United States
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This is mine. They are two and three years old, and while I tried to give them little buckets, they didn't always make it in. It's my job to watch them because I am their full time live in nanny. My sister works third shift and her husband recently passed away, so it's down to me to take care of them. Everyone is over it now, but it was a pretty nasty couple of days, for sure.
By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 13:49 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium
You'll get the hang of it
By meganisabella - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By AkGirl1991 - 11/03/2012 11:33 - United States
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This is the poster, and actually I had bought him a promise ring on valentines day. He used the box I gave him....I just thought. I might have been getting one in return. And no, I am not materialistic or ungrateful, and I know he can afford it. Just got my hopes up. If he had JUST given me the ring, it would have been great.
By me - 12/03/2012 02:49 - United States
Time to run
By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada
By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 16:08 - United States
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States
By GPemTGM - 08/04/2012 10:55 - Australia - Canberra
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At #24. I know my grandfather better than anyone. He remembered me when he saw me and asked if my brother was my husband, I told him he wasn't and he smiled. Then later when I told him I was his grand-daughter, that's when he looked disappointed. I love him more than anything it broke my heart.
By BTM13 - 06/05/2012 03:19 - United States - Hicksville
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Of course I did. Like shopping carts, keyboard help us out a lot in life and deserve to be recognized. XD
By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford
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This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
By lspicknall - 12/05/2012 06:41 - United States - Hartland
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Sorry darling! You really do just fall asleep then you wane up you're done! Just make sure to have ice packs and lots of cold soft foods
Just to follow things up. It has only been a month since she passed away. She was pretty much my best friend. She had been sick for all of my life and I looked after her for as long as I remember. In the last three months she was completely bedridden. She was a very strong woman and was expected to live 20 years less than she did, but I absolutely couldn't believe it when she died because of how much she carried on and of course I cared about it more than anything. It was the hardest thing I've ever experienced, and am still experiencing. The cat in question was a stray cat, and I posted this because why the **** would I post an FML on the day she died? I can tell you now I was doing a lot more important things. This is my reaction to an idiot one month later, who said 'Sorry about your mum. I know how you feel, my cat died'. Nothing should be more important than the relationship with your mother. If you never got to have a good relationship with yours, I'm very sorry. But yeah, I have lost pets and I was distraught but NOTHING can compare. If you haven't lost a close parent, you can't imagine.