By Tasha_1996 - 09/12/2012 10:14 - Canada - Outlook
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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary
By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin
By an idiot - 16/02/2013 18:03 - Australia
By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 14:01 - United States - Shelby
By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead
By sniperkit - 26/02/2013 00:44 - United States - Traverse City
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Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never ******* annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.
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By DumbCuntApparently - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Hilversum
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By peace out - 05/03/2013 20:19 - United States - Mount Pleasant
By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna
By OptimusVader - 13/03/2013 13:36 - United States
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Well I did mention it was rickety. It rocked while I dusted and it was just poorly made, overall. It tilted forward, the drawer slid out and I couldn't catch it in time. Then BAM! Sudden singing light show from an old woman's rabbit.
By WildaRora - 14/03/2013 07:19 - Australia
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Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.
By esbemebe1113 - 27/03/2013 21:12 - United States - Cartersville
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Hi, this is OP. I loved all of your comments and read every single one. I couldn't believe this got on the site! Thanks to number #22: I loved you're comment and made me feel loads better. I love that everyone was so understanding. What's strange is that although I am a painfully awkward, I usually just get really red when I have to talk to the class. Thankfully I have a lot of good friends in real life to comfort me. (and a few new internet ones!) Thanks for finding my life entertaining!
By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary
By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States
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Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.
By easteryegg - 06/04/2013 00:13 - United States - Rensselaer
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Op, here. I'm fifteen years old and am absolutely not a pedo. I am a boy and thought that I was doing something good for the girl. All of the comments about healthy eating habits are not true, the woman was buying a lot of candy, but wouldn't let the girl have the rabbit. Idk why, she reminded me of my little cousin and I decided to buy it for her. The mother did keep the rabbit, though, so I don't know why she lashed out at me :/
By aaaaahhhh - 06/04/2013 08:51 - Australia - Chatswood
By Snorlax - 13/04/2013 04:25 - Australia - Sydney
Hello everyone. I didn't know my FML got posted until now. This was more to express what an idiot I am than to be told I'm an idiot. For people asking questions, I'm 16 and live in Saskatchewan. A small town where there's **** all to do. There is nothing wrong with my mothers parenting, I respect her for coming to get me and grounding me. I was grounded for another month after this happened and am going to addictions councelling starting the New year. I was out last night, first night off of grounding again and didn't have a sip of alcohol. Originally, I wasn't going to comment. But I figured you guys deserved an update. Yes I deserved it.