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Profile completed
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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

7%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

65%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

19%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

55%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

4%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%

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Ashby_nail's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By peacock_mina19 / Wednesday 11 February 2009 00:08 / United States

Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nevaagain / Friday 19 August 2016 20:00 / United States - Saint Paul

Fingerlickin' good

Today, while working at my new job at a surgery center, I noticed how odd it was that the room began to smell like fried chicken. I thought it smelt pretty good, until I learned it was actually the smell of someone getting their ear cauterized. I enjoyed the smell of someone's burning ear flesh. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 July 2016 04:22 / United States - Lewisville

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DumbassRoaster / Sunday 10 July 2016 19:44 / United States - Fairview

Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By farmingman / Thursday 14 April 2016 23:24 / United States

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ashby_nail

Profile completed

I like your style

Inception

Santa Claus

Checking you out

Work is a 4-letter word

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

It's in the can!

50 favorites

The Mixer

Judgmental

The thumb strikes back

I agree, my mouse works.

One more and it's business time

A new thumb

YDI Master

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Fingerlickin' good