By Shepaintsmusic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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OP: "Today, a stranger made an extraordinarily offensive and fucked up joke about me. FML." Me: "Today I lost a bit more of my faith in humanity by reading about an asshole antique dealer. I lost even more when I saw that the person didn't mention anything about standing up for him/herself. Incredibly, I lost still more when I found that OP wasn't smart enough to realize s/he was probably in an antique place and could easily have broken something expensive as revenge. I temporarily lost a huge chunk of pride in being human by visiting FML... My Life Is Average."
-.-" now if OP put something about themselves standing up for themselves, there would be no point of this post. it would no longer be funny. and then everyone would pit how they stood up for themselves. and then all of those posts wouldn't be funny. and then what? no more fml ):
smack him in the face with your abnormal hand and saw off his abnormall (also small) weenie and sell it.(its scally and purple)