By ChristinePi - 26/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Rochester
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It's in the can!
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
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One more and it's business time
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By Kewl_Kat - 24/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Townshend
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UPDATE: We cleared it up, and are currently planning a second date. Turns out she wasn't feeling well. It all ended up working out c:
Good to know
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

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By and god shat - 11/07/2014 23:38 - United States - Klamath Falls
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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco
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It was a nightmare to me because once you scratch a nonstick pan you're supposed to throw it away because underneath the coating there's a bunch of bad chemicals that increase your chances of getting cancer. I don't have the money to replace the pan and it wasn't cheap either. Dreams aren't logical, you cannot always control how you feel in them. I know it's silly but in the dream I was very upset about my pan and I woke up distraught. Hence why I consider it a nightmare. Funny enough, I actually did end up scratching one of my pots recently. I'm too poor to buy a new one so I am still using it. OTL