CaptainFoxbutt

About Captainfoxbutt

First of all, the username is a joke between me and my irl friend. Anyway, hello person who is currently reading this. You many have decided to look at my profile because of the peculiar username, because you're a stalker, because you are bored, because you are genuinely interested in who I am, or because of some other reason that I have failed to bring up. I am a pretty chill person in general, I swim and play Pokemon, CoD (overrated as procreation, by the way), Zelda (one of the three greatest series ever), Mario, to name a few. Music is awesome, except for that music genre that's been popular for the past 6 years. That genre is shit. I play piano and clarinet, and I'm learning guitar and an assortment of percussion instruments. If you indeed message me, I will indeed consider replying. Being social for the win. Oh, and I'm 15. That information might be important to some people.

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 favorites
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Captainfoxbutt's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By failed dad - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:30 / Greece - Athens

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By damn it rose - / Saturday 31 May 2014 13:40 / United Kingdom - Derby

Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nikaea - / Friday 23 May 2014 22:44 / United States - Everett

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By todaddy - / Friday 23 May 2014 19:32 / United Kingdom

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CaptainFoxbutt

Profile completed

Checking you out

Work is a 4-letter word

Mobility

Socialite

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

50 favorites

It's in the can!

I agree, my mouse works.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

Judgmental

YDI Master

One more and it's business time