High on life

By sistertaxi - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML
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And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life

He must have had some good shit

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And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life

'Tis the circle of life

Naaaaaaaaasivaannia

ManicGypsy 22

Hate to burst your bubble, but tears contain salt, which causes plants to not grow.

You must be fun at parties

#59.... have you ever heard of mineral salts, which are present in the human tears, and which plants need to grow healthily? Do you even biology? Obviously not.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Until the birthing processes takes place

a fucking men #11...

Which is incidentally how the pregnancy happens in the first place.

It could have been worse, she could have given birth right in front of him. Then you would have needed to bring a gallon of water.

Please explain why he would need to bring a gallon of water if she had gone into labor.

Dehydration from all the crying.

"bro it's like, the most beautiful miracle life can give us. like that chic, she's growing a human man! like it's a plant"

Isn't the circle of life beautiful, bro?

It is a beautiful thing, isn't it?

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That's actually pathetic

My first time I wanted to go to McDonalds with a buddy of mine but when we stepped outside the paranoia kicked in and I was like "nope order a pizza", and we had dominos. Good times, good times

how did you do that? xD

This is acutally a bit sweet.

Hey, life is miraculous! Kudos to you for being a nice sister :)