By Kaka_Karrot_Kake - 13/09/2013 13:49 - United States - Houston
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By Anonynommer - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Holyoke
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By Norvi - 14/09/2013 05:51 - South Africa - Pretoria
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OP here, to quote a song from Johnny Clegg "these are the days of miracles and wonders" - my mom called a plumber, now to survive the weekend until help arrives.
By Stripes_And_Dots - 14/09/2013 06:26 - Australia - Langley
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Firstly, I'm not insane or anything. I have chronic depression and very negative self-esteem. I was talking to her over facebook, so she didn't see me have a flip out. I actually have quite a few friends, but since finishing high school last year everyone is so busy working or at university that we rarely have any time to hang out. I had three friends in high school who I was especially close to and two of them pretty much shut me off. For about a year now every time I've asked them to hang out they've said no, one of the blatantly lies about being busy or tired because she just can't be bothered. The other one, the one I asked, has moved out of home and has been struggling to pay rent and bills, so she's been working lots. I'm so used to hearing them say no, that when she said yes it shocked me and I didn't know how to react - hence triggering the panic attack. Once I'd calmed down I was excited and we're going to have lunch on Monday :)
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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction
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By LolAtMyPosts - 15/09/2013 18:04 - Canada - Halifax
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For those who care, no, I didn't give him my address, I'm not an idiot. He just knows the city I live in, because I'm sure I've mentioned it during a group chat. He and I are NOT in a relationship in any way, shape, or form. I barely know him. He's had this weird obsession with me for a while. We talk about once every other day, and have two types of conversations. The most common is: 'Hi, how are you? Good? Glad to hear you're good. Have a nice day.' And that's it. The less common and more creepy is him asking: 'Can I buy you stuff? Can I have your address so I can send you stuff? Do you like jewelry? I'm going to come visit you ;)' He doesn't know my real name, nor do I know his. He doesn't know what I look like, only what I sound like on a mic. We only know each other through our gaming community, and nothing more. :/ I have broken all ties with him, and deleted him off my friends' list (because that's the ONLY way he could contact me). Dude needs to grow up and get his head checked.
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By what... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - North Port
By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando
By alexbrooke - 16/09/2013 02:49 - United States - Paintsville
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Hey! OP here! the cat actually was wrapped around the Serpentine belt! No.it did not survive, and my car is in the shop, being cleaned out with a new belt. Sad thing my son was in the car, he kept saying Mommy! what is it?! The cat has been lost, I actually hadn't drove my car for a couple of days so I'm not sure how long it was actually in there. I am surprised how.many people this has happened to, glad it wasnt just me!
By chestycough - 16/09/2013 04:35 - Australia - Belrose
By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro
By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield
Panic mode engaged
By Kit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon
By meganmagee - 16/09/2013 18:47 - United States - Barnesville
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After maxing out our credit card on a salt water tank, Mr. Shelly has a permanent home here with Megan, Tony, and Ansleigh Magee.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
By zachadams - 16/09/2013 21:03 - United States - Buffalo
Ok to clear things up, I was walking home and he asked for money. He looked, and even SMELLED like a homeless person. Sure enough, I gave him money and all of a sudden he got up and started walking and I saw him take out an iPhone 5 and call his friend. I heard him say, "Lol dude it worked!" Sorry I wrote so much ._. And no he was NOT really homeless