Animals, Pregnancy, Cats and Caturday: Such a helpful kitty! - FML

Such a helpful kitty!

By Preggers - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my cat has taken it upon herself to provide for the heavily pregnant lady. So far I've been presented with a mouse and 3 birds. I know they're for me because she meows until I see them, then walks away again. FML

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Talis99 26

Tuesday 14 March 2017 20:13

Aww, she's just trying to provide you with extra nutrients for the "kitten" in your tummy. I don't really believe in letting pet cats roam. I hope she's fixed anyway, that's the main thing. Congrats on the upcoming little one! Good luck!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 March 2017 22:24

You need to eat the food the cat is bringing you. Otherwise, she'll think you disrespect her hunting.

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sjattiepoo 1

Tuesday 14 March 2017 20:01

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 14 March 2017 21:00

Could've fooled me.

Arashikage 18

Wednesday 15 March 2017 0:07

Okay? Then what was the purpose of commenting

OhPuhleeze 23

Tuesday 14 March 2017 20:03

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Talis99 26

Tuesday 14 March 2017 20:13

Aww, she's just trying to provide you with extra nutrients for the "kitten" in your tummy. I don't really believe in letting pet cats roam. I hope she's fixed anyway, that's the main thing. Congrats on the upcoming little one! Good luck!

DEADPOOL076 30

Tuesday 14 March 2017 22:07

Our cat does the same thing. It's like he's paying rent. Congratulations on the soon to be new arrival.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 March 2017 22:24

You need to eat the food the cat is bringing you. Otherwise, she'll think you disrespect her hunting.

ese_payaso 8

Tuesday 14 March 2017 22:51

thats cute az *****

Bluemonster3 26

Tuesday 14 March 2017 23:09

At least she loves you :)

Whispra 5

Wednesday 15 March 2017 1:44

She's trying to take care of you, lol. Cats bring food to you because they think you're incapable of hunting. Which, to be fair, you really are at this point XD

Cynical_1 26

Wednesday 15 March 2017 1:57

Awe...that's actually pretty cute. Disgusting...but still cute.

onceuponatime456 16

Wednesday 15 March 2017 5:04

She is bringing you presents and is looking for praise! She does this because she loves you. Show her how thankful you are!

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