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By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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