By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States
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Lianabanana's favorite FMLs
The invisible man
By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 06:42
Oh no…
By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada
Knowledge is power
By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach
By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 13:43 - United States - Boise
By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 17:36 - Kuwait - Kuwait
By Shitty genes, no two ways about it. - 27/04/2013 00:21 - Australia - Perth
By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas
longsock123 tells us more.
Drink up
By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent
By cherbear1000 - 17/06/2013 04:33 - United States - Nottingham
Too late
By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn
By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 17:52 - United States - Schaumburg
It's sus to us
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans
By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:15 - United States
SIR!
By twatstick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Worksop
By Hannahb17 - 23/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Phoenix
Hannahb17 tells us more.
For those of you who are wondering, I'm 17 and I work at Forever 21. I asked the two girls if they needed any help and they said, "Umm.. We don't want YOUR help." I said, "Excuse me?" They said, "OMG WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? WE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP! CAN WE GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP US?" At that point a manager came over to see what the problem was and the girls said, "We don't want her help. She doesn't even have a thigh gap. Why does she even work here?" Not wanting to do anything stupid and lose my job, I walked away. The two girls had to have been only a year or two younger than me. Plot twist: THEY DIDN'T HAVE FREAKING THIGH GAPS! I can't explain to y'all how much that irked me. The whole thing was just stupid. I really like working at Forever 21, though, so I'm glad I didn't do anything to jeopardize that. Well, thank you all for the supportive comments! They were fun to read. (: I hope y'all have a great night/day!
Swindled
By Can2 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
By disappointedjamaican - 31/08/2014 18:44 - United Kingdom - Coventry
By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:46 - United States
I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.