Dowbo

Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

12%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

2%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

2%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

60%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

51%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

25%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%