Miscellaneous: Today, after being told I got all A's for the year in my senior...

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By FerusBlade - 20/05/2016 20:19 - United States - Orlando

Today, after being told I got all A's for the year in my senior year, the dean informed me that it was a mistake and my best friend made it not me. FML

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