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By goingcrazy - 05/05/2016 17:27 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I accidentally shaved off half of my eyebrows while trying to shave my forehead. To hide it, I attempted to cut my fringe to cover it. That totally backfired as my fringe then became too short exposing my messed up brow. My job interview and graduation convocation is later today. FML.

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klutz44 28

Friday 6 May 2016 2:54

Why were you shaving your forehead?!?

Seeyounarabish 21

Friday 6 May 2016 4:52

Drastic times call for drastic measures. *aggressively fills in eyebrows*

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klutz44 28

Friday 6 May 2016 2:54

Why were you shaving your forehead?!?

oliviaaaa7 13

Friday 6 May 2016 5:08

It can make it easier to apply make up if the surface is completely smooth. As to how she cut off her eyebrow too is pretty crazy. I'm guessing she wasn't using the correct shaver.

Myeyesbleed 15

Friday 6 May 2016 11:34

seriously... why the forehead...

Seeyounarabish 21

Friday 6 May 2016 4:52

Drastic times call for drastic measures. *aggressively fills in eyebrows*

ChristinePi 36

Friday 6 May 2016 14:19

I cut my bands too short once. My sister taught me how to hide it. Make the deepest side part you can. It will cover the bad trim job. As for eyebrows learn how to fill them in via YouTube videos.

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