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I love the way you wrote that OP!! (first?)

Oh God  I remember when I had really bad diarrhea at Books A Million... Luckily it didn't reach past my underwear when I finally got to the bathroom. Note to people in charge of bathrooms: it is NOT cool when you have to ask for keys to bathrooms. When I gotta go, I GOTTA GO.

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I love the way you wrote that OP!! (first?)

Oor.. instead of irritable bowel syndrome like one of you suggested... SHe could be fooling around with laxatives and have some sort of eating disorder (I think of this only because my name is "mystomachurts" ) You can get the drift.

you went into alot of detail...

Amazed at the way you remember every little detail AHAHAHAA, well written EPIC

Haha me too!

Kind of reminds me of olan rodgers from youtube

That was hella funny

"Liquid poo started spewing down my pant legs." Nice. :P

This is everyday stuff for us with IBS. FYL, Mate, I know what it feels like.

mm yeah my mom has that :/

also have it. its at its worst right now

I have ibs and when I was in elementary school I would be gone for most of the class so they had to send someone to check on me and then when I got back to class I would stay for five minutes before I had to go to the restroom again. Ibs sucks.

Oh dear god. What I like most about this is that if you were coming in from a car, you presumably made the decision somewhere in your sprint to the supermarket bathroom that it would be more worth it to potentially embarass yourself in front of the whole store than to bring your car somewhere to be cleaned. FYL for having to make the choice.

Oh God  I remember when I had really bad diarrhea at Books A Million... Luckily it didn't reach past my underwear when I finally got to the bathroom. Note to people in charge of bathrooms: it is NOT cool when you have to ask for keys to bathrooms. When I gotta go, I GOTTA GO.

simply hillarious, now bring on the shit jokes

WOW.. I havent laugh this hard. FML is not dead after all.

This should be instantly sent to Top FMLs.

Ooo that sucks!!! Well if you gotta go, you gotta go!