By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 752
You deserved it 2 035

Ajax_Teh_Great tells us more.

Ajax_Teh_Great 19

Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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HappyItalian 38

Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

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InnocenceBlue 37

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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InnocenceBlue 37

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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lexiieeex3 32

Get better? He was stabbed...

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MzZombicidal 36

So, because OP was stabbed, it's impossible to get better??

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guii_fml 24

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higgysaurus 18

it was a knife try, but hey you will get it eventually

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gamermonster 34

Poor robber, he didn't get any money and he even made his knife dirty. :( *sarcasm tsunami*

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gamermonster 34

I guess nobody understand sarcasm anymore :/

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fangirlofthings 21

Nah that was just really bad

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gamermonster 34

Usually i see those things as top reactions so i was risking the shot

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XxDanno316xX 27

Why not just be natural instead of fishing for likes.

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Zerizle 19

It wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't added the frowny face and "sarcasm tsunami" to the end of it

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HappyItalian 38

Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

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christinamarie17 29

See, #4. This is how sarcasm is done.

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gamermonster 34

@63 i just have a different form of humor :) there is no "how sarcasm should be done"

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Tripartita 44

Oh, cool, an FML that is l terrifying. Just how I like to start my day.

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juicy_extasy 25

OP that's awful! Hopefully nothing serious. I always carry pepper spray and a nail file just in case

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Lalala579121 27

Yeah being stabbed is no big deal really. Certainly not serious.

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juicy_extasy 25

A stab in a organ or large vessel is super serious. So yeah stabs do differ.

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juicy_extasy 25

The sarcasm wasn't lost on me. I just meant to clarify that I am sympathizing with the OP

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lexiieeex3 32

20- you just commented for the upvotes your comment was ridiculous

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Le_ponderer 14

Thank goodness that you are alive OP. Some of these nutters are insanely dangerous and have been known to cause irreparable harm to their hapless victims.

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Mightytall 35

There is no thing that can make up for the trauma from such an attack very easily. I hope besides the physical scars you will recover from this without living in constant fear of a repeat. No one deserves to be attacked, robbed and injured!

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RoboRock 6

Why did people press YDI? Why did he deserve to get stabbed for being broke?

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HarshD9619 34

Because there is always that one asshat who thinks: YDI for not being nice to the mugger

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BigC_from_Bama 16

Most of those people I bet you just want the badge. Also, someone else with a suit selfie profile pic. Hello, like minded fellow.

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