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Today, I am on vacation in Dubai with my dad and a few of his friends. I thought we were going to travel and see some amazing things, but I'm confined to my hotel room while everyone drinks and watches Family Guy. FML


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On 04/26/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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worst vacation ever... at least you can see some exotic cars?

#1 - On 04/26/2014 at 8:07pm by Adm_Twigs

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Talk about a waste of a vacation :/
You should really get out there and see the city! :D
From what I've seen it's really beautiful.

#6 - On 04/26/2014 at 8:16pm by VitalDistance

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