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Today, someone hit my parked car. The impact caused the front of the car to go up onto the sidewalk, and I got a ticket for parking there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48930) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/01/2014 at 2:47am - misc - by ccgundum (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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No worries OP. I'm sure an explanation to the police department will clear things up!

#1 - On 02/01/2014 at 9:50am by bhou56

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Seriously did the cop not notice the damage?

#2 - On 02/01/2014 at 9:51am by rosha267

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