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Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39571) - you deserved it (2723)

On 08/25/2013 at 12:23pm - misc - by hello higher premiums, fuckwad (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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This is why there should be an IQ test when you apply for a driver's license.

#1 - On 08/25/2013 at 8:42pm by FelKysier

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Smh. Anyone can get a license these days

#2 - On 08/25/2013 at 8:43pm by MissWhitneyB

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