Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm... Your house is on fire." FML

by Anonymous / 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

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  • Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.

    #1 - On 08/13/2013 at 3:44am by aintlifeapain

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  • Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?

    #2 - On 08/13/2013 at 3:44am by eddeeezzyy

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