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Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML
I've always wanted to record myself sleeping, but I'm a little scared to what I might find out haha idk
I'll sell you a high quality rooster for only $29.95. Just you try to shut him up in your sleep without remembering it the next morning!
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Friday 27 March 2015