Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk to strangers using a mic and webcam. We came across a cute guy, who said to my friend, "Tell the fat guy to move." He was referring to me. I'm a girl. FML
Pennepestoem tells us more.
Hey this is the op. lol to #57 i have 38 d cup so i think yeah that's the reason. And i dont have a moustache it's just that i have a curvy body structure but really dont look like a man and i was also wearing a gray loose jacket at that time and yes my friend did stick up for me. Funny comments lol
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laya_fml 26
We talked about this! You should have shaved the mustache.
turkturkington 13
I'm not sure why I getting visions of you saying "Okay", and breaking out into some obscure dance singing "I like to move it, move it"...
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laya_fml 26
We talked about this! You should have shaved the mustache.
SoMuchSnailGame 3
I don't know why you lying about speaking to op but I'll figure it out.
peniiis 8
No need to be an asshole, the webcam guy already beat you to it.
Whaaaaaat734 6
17- It's a little thing we call a "joke".
XxDevilxXGt 26
I did half a laugh and then realized how mean it is. So basically, HA-:(
PunkySpunky78 15
The mustache uhm everybody has one but female waxes theirs
sens3sfailing 25
Am I a bad person for laughing at this, but then feeling bad about it afterword?
dreamer9614 3
Am I crazy or is this actually referring to an older FML....
bingbongbingbong 11
No, but yes for feeling bad
bingbongbingbong 11
No, but yes for feeling bad
bingbongbingbong 11
No, but yes for feeling bad
laya_fml 26
60- You're right! It wasn't a specific one, but I was referencing the fact that there are so many fmls that end in girls with mustaches.
Zyzz7 12
OP you deserve it for not getting rid of the hair above your lip, having a man's haircut, and being a fat cow.
refticon 31
a site*
bbgman 4
Anyone else actually not notice that at first?
Cowgirl9999 8
Don't take him seriously, Op.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Why? Was the guy joking when he said it??
shellz102 12
Don't let him get your hopes down, OP, most of the guys on those websites are losers that can't find themselves real friends.
jetsown08 21
61- by that logic, OP is a loser too.
marxistbkly 3
OP would need to be a guy for the statement to apply to OP. Since OP is not a guy, a condition necessary for the statement to be true of OP is absent. Therefore, even by "that logic" OP is not loser.
Roskie 16
Well played Marxist, well played.
gracehi 33
Should have punched him in the face! Oh, wait...
laya_fml 26
A real man would have!
gc327072 31
So, a computer virus then?
peniiis 8
10- um... you shouldn't be joking about manliness so much when... never mind.
laya_fml 26
My apologies, 64. It seems that somehow with this comment or my previous one I offended you. I was just joking. I think every time I have ever commented it was a joke. I did not think that any of them were offensive, but if they were to you, I am sorry.
kerrwoof 13
That's a bruise to the ol' self esteem.
onlychildFTW 34
I think that's more like a broken rib. Being called fat AND a guy? Poor OP. she might need to shave though...
Metallica36176 16
Please tell me your friend took up for you...
TheChiver 7
Well did you move?
Mister_Triangle 21
She can't until someone plays a Pokeflute
Pennepestoem 7
Lol yes i did move
SadGirl18 16
Sadly, most guys don't think before they speak. And he was one of them.
gracehi 33
I hate it when I hear guys talk about ugly women like their ugliness is a character flaw. I'd call them pigs, but pigs are usually more charming in my experience.
obnum 19
I think before I speak, though. Don't judge us all like that :(
gracehi 33
No, of course not all guys are like that. But the guy in this FML is. And let's not pretend that there aren't some pretty shallow and rude women out there too.
lilhellian 27
Well penis we got some math to do.. I'm gonna let you do all the thinking as usual! :D
turkturkington 13
I'm not sure why I getting visions of you saying "Okay", and breaking out into some obscure dance singing "I like to move it, move it"...
Soloman212 28
*Slowly backs away from computer and assumes party submission position.*
DrFuzzyPickles 9
What the actual ****?
cartedor 18
Wahaha. Nice one
sesamestreetgirl 5
People like that aren't worth your time. He was using one of those sites too-he shouldn't be insulting people.