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Today, I tried to tell my best friend how wrong she is to be dating a married man, whose wife happens to be pregnant with their first child. Our talk ended with her calling me a "meddling, frigid bitch" and me being told this is why I can't get laid. FML

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Tell her at least you're not so desperate to get laid that you'd chase after people who are already taken.

#2 - On 10/20/2012 at 8:36pm by 0ops_i_died

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She's the bitch....
But I'm sure you put yourself out there you will get laid!

#1 - On 10/20/2012 at 8:33pm by Ruler3000

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